next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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