what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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