is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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