yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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