My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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