Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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