so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Panties = found
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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