its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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