I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Who died my cat blue again?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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