pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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