how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My hand turned me down
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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