So drunk its hurt
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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