My hand turned me down
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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