Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.