Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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