How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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