I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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