dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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