Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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