You made me cry and you don't even care
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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