Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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