Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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