Don't you send me to vm
its not stalking. its research.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
