Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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