i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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