she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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