In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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