this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
