Cold hands, warm shart.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish I only lived at night.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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