i permit you to call me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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