still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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