Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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