garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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