I'm so fucking centered right now
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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