I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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