Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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