I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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