I think I just saw someone hide a body.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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