thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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