They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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