i would punch a child for taco bell
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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