Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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