Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
