i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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