After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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