It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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