fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
