He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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