Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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