Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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