there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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