what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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