Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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