i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
