Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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