Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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